Iphone Is an Awesome Phone

by Wicked Celtics

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Official video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHsNqmBynPE

WARNING: Gratuitous iPhone love exhibited herein.

4 FREE "Awesome Phone" ringtones:
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"Who is this strange and strangely attractive stud who calls himself Wicked Celtics ?," many girls have asked. No one can be completely sure, but if the information on his YouTube page is accurate, this is the story so far:

"If Scott Stapp of Creed, that Nickelback dude, and James Hetfield of Metallica were to sing their impassioned true love for their new iPhones, it would sound something like this... but a LOT less awesome."

-http://www.youtube.com/wickedceltics

The blogosphere is also quite smitten with this lunatic who wittingly promotes things with which he has no official affiliation.

"I've never witnessed such a gargantuan level of gratuitous iPhone love expressed through bad heavy metal (and liked it). Did I mention it's also hilarious? Rock on broseph!"

-http://www.iphonesavior.com

lyrics

iPhone is an awesome Phone
As close to heaven on earth
As I will ever know
iPhone is an awesome Phone

My phone is better than your phone
Yeah, yeah, my iPhone, whoa oh oh oh
Is better than your phone
Now I'm 'on' tell you why.

Cause when I'm lost
I ain't got no reason to worry
Cause the GPS is built right in
And when it's dropped
I aint' got no reason to worry
Cause I've dropped it, like, at least 20 times
In other words
I ain't got no reason to worry
Cause Apple has done it again!

[Chorus]

[Verse]

And when I'm bored
I ain't got no reason to worry
Youtube is just an icon away
And when I'm out
I ain't got no reason to worry
Cause my entire life is now pocket-sized

Ain't no way to extinguish this blaze!!!

iPhone is an awesome Phone
As close to heaven on earth
As we nerds will ever know
iPhone is an awesome Phone.

99% inspired by the new Apple 3G iPhone

1% inspired by the praise and worship smash hit "Awesome God" : http://tinyurl.com/5bnmd8

credits

released 19 July 2008
Recording Location: New York Ave Studios, Buttrock City, USA

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